delusions of grandeur
Oblique Strategies
While everyone else is panicking and stuffing money under their beds, I’m investing in mattresses! Ha!
Read MoreThe Long and Winding Road
How my new ThinkPad made it to my doorstep in 5 days… 07/21/2011 2:36 P.M. Delivered To Customer San Francisco, CA, United States 07/21/2011 3:56 A.M. Out For Delivery 07/21/2011 1:15 A.M. Arrival Scan Oakland, CA, United States 07/21/2011 12:57 A.M. Departure Scan Oakland, CA, United States 07/20/2011 9:14 P.M. Arrival Scan 07/20/2011 8:54 P.M.…
Read MoreAmazon MyHabit
Smaller Than Life
Courtesy Sculpteo
Read MoreThe Rumor Mill
Four years on, iPhone rumormongering is still big business. Isn’t anyone tired of this yet?
Read MoreHow Big Can I Dig?
Configuring a new 15.6-inch laptop. Torn between the 1600 x 900 screen vs. the 1920 x 1080 screen (an extra $200, yikes). Agony!
Read MoreNull Media – Content Creation, Editorial Strategy, and All That Good Stuff
My new baby is called Null Media LLC. For the time being, you can find my upstart editorial strategy, editing services, and writing services company located here.
Read MoreVacation Ending
After a week in the South, it’s going to be tough to go back to all those surly, big-city folk. I see why people like it here… but they need to do something about the heat, stat.
Read MoreGenius
Why can’t I think of stuff like this?
Read MoreIt’s Funny Because It’s True
Mega Shark: How It Works
There’s a reason why infographics are so popular.
Read MoreAn Unabridged History of SNL “Celebrity Jeopardy”
I’ll have Swords for $400, Alex.
Read MoreI’ve Come to Meet Zuse
I had no idea Tron: Legacy would be so perfect for a five-year old boy. “This is just crazy!” “Come on!” “There’s only two red guys left?” “He just defeated his dad!?”
Read MoreIPhone Bloggin’
Hey, this works pretty good!
Read MoreMy Oscar Pool Ballot Is Looking Good So Far…
Come on Social Network! AWARD CATEGORY CHOICE 1. Best Visual Effects (2 points) 4: Inception 2. Best Sound Editing (2 points) 1: Inception 3. Best Sound Mixing (2 points) 1: Inception 4. Best Live Action Short Film (1 points) 2: The Crush 5. Best Animated Short Film (1 points) 4: The Lost Thing 6. Best…
Read MoreChick-fil-A Cometh
From the company’s press release… Restaurant Growth/New Market Expansion: Chick-fil-A will add 90 new locations to its restaurant portfolio, including 71 stand-alone locations, four mall/in-line restaurants and 15 licensed outlets. Chick-fil-A will also expand into entirely new markets for the chain, with plans to further its expansion into the Chicago metro area this spring, enter…
Read MoreIt’s What’s For Dinner
This is the first press release I’ve received that I read all the way through in months. Fascinating. Had no idea Taco Bell was being sued because someone claimed their “meat” was only 36% meat. Per Taco Bell, it is actaully 88% meat. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Taco Bell® Stands Behind the Quality of its Seasoned…
Read MoreMore Lactose Please
Man was not made to consume this much cheese in this little time.
Read MoreYoung Lust
Scene: Virgin America flight from SFO to Las Vegas. I’m on the aisle. Young Fight Attendent (to lady in window seat): What would you like to drink? Lady in Window Seat: Water. YFA (to wannabe hipster in middle seat): Something to drink? Wannabe Hipster in Middle Seat (lecherous look): What’s up? YFA: Excuse me? WHIMS:…
Read MoreTop 10 Movies of 2010
1. Toy Story 3 2. True Grit 3. Inception 4. The Social Network 5. 127 Hours 6. The American 7. The Square 8. The Kids Are All Right 9. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 10. Black Swan Revised and updated!
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